He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
your mascara is on the toilet seat from when you fell asleep last night
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I really need to get laid. I'm telling at least 10 girls that I love them tonight.
Odds are at least 1 out of those 10 girls will be as crazy as you and will be into it.
We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
Who is this?
You offered to lift up your dress at the bar so I could see your lower back tattoo
Um, I think that was a general offer to everyone. So...who IS this?
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
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I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
Everyone thinks it's an okay idea now until I'm overdoing it on the vodka/clubs, dancing on a table, trying to make out with the groom.
A reply to my tweet is getting more likes than mine, the disrespect is real
I got drunk off three vodka cranberry’s and told him to “WWE raw dog me.” Fucking kill me.
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
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