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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
I'm praying to Jesus, Allah, Buddah,and the whole gang tonight that I'm not pregnant
just spent the last 4 hours searching ex-girlfriend porn to make sure there are no photos of me
Ran into that hot funeral director in the bar two days after the wake. pretty sure we drunk made out.
Grandpa would have been proud
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
Another memory: We offered for a stranger to live in our house under the condition that he took the garbage out because it's a 'blue' job.
We are the best.
Ps. We need to take the garbage out.
Apparently we stole a dog last night. I woke up and it was just staring at me. But we fed it left over KFC for breakfast so it's cool.
It's accurate though. I am legitimately passionate about pickles. I crave pickles the same way I crave sex. It is a deep rooted animalistic need
The tit pic search didn't go as planned, some old guy sent me a pic of his balls and said stop texting his daughter. Better luck tomorrow
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
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