making cat noises will not fix the situation.
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
just saw your exgirlfriend at the mall. her sister is pretty hot.
called that a week into the relationship. like driving off the lot with a 2010 and seeing the 2011 models coming in on the truck.
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
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If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
I tried to get you something for Valentine's Day too but they said they couldn't deliver skittles and ecstasy :(
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
I don't know who's more excited for you to come home. Me or my vagina
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must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
Just accidentally walked into a parade for Jesus
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
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