ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
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we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
I standby a snuggie being perfectly acceptable attire for drunkenly walking your dog at 5am. Our new neighbors did not seem to agree.
Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
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At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
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