The night began with "let go home early so we can study for my 9am final" and ended with "show me your boobs for a free pack of gum".My breasts are worth 14 sticks for a dollar.
omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
Showed up to family party blacked out and in a turkey costume. I'd say thanksgiving was a success.
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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