Right on... I dropped my chapstick
I blacked out
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
She's in the bathroom crying cuz she can't get the condom out of her giner. Do you have tongs?
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
It wasn't a mystery that it was the pizza cooking in the oven when we stumbled out of the bedroom in a smoke filled apartment at 2am. We are dangerous drunks
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
He just said "I can't wait to penetrate you tomorrow" I sat in silence for a second...he attempted to save it by saying "I can't wait to enter you".
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
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