dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
I just walked in on my roommate beating off with no pants on, an unbuttoned hawaiian shirt and a cowboy hat, and he weights 300 pounds
She was mad I came so fast. I was like, It's the Olympics! Fastest time wins! We can train you in the offseason.
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
I need a priest, doctor, and therapist after this weekend.
You came walking in the backyard at 10am, in cowboy boots, a new shirt, and had no money,....we lost you for 15 hours....i think you just need a camera crew, or an assistant. IMPRESSED!
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
My roommate wasn't home and I was too drunk and tired so I peed in the trash can. Twice.
You drunkenly told one of the campus security guards that you liked his headset. In return he introduced himself, lit your cig, and told us that if anyone was giving us shit to call and ask for him... Best campus security ever.
Hot guy next to me on the flight lives near my grandparents. There’s a 100% chance I end up drunk and naked in his hot tub
Happy Thanksgiving to me!!!
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