that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
between my moustache and how drunk I am it will be a miracle if I get laid tonight.
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Threw up 3 times on the lawn mower and then proceeded to crash it into a tree root and break it.
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
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He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
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The guy I brought home last night made a speedy escape while I was in the bathroom. The only trace I found of his flight was a lone sock on the stairs.... It was like a whorey low budget Cinderella
What exactly do I say to a random stoner hookup to thank him for ending my dry spell? Is it awkward to just say "Thanks for that. It was well needed."
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
A bitchslap is in order.
You know its a good night when ur woken up by the bartender asking you how he ended up at your house
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