I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
My boss just gave me full permission to come into work wasted this weekend.
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
eggs and jello shots do not qualify as 'brunch'
Listening to my boss get blown in the next room by a male bartender from the gay bar. And watching pawnstars. Tell me I'm not the best wingman ever.
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
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