She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?
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He was really drunk and I dared him to jump the swimming pool on his bike. Sadly he couldn't. Hey did you know a testicle can burst?
I bet you think you're really funny for switching my line of coke with a line of protein powder.
I just found out my mom named me after her fake ID from college...
Don't try to dry clothes in the microwave. They'll catch on fire.
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
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Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
Agree to hang out with him and then take a gigantic shit right on him. Or if youve forgiven him for being a fucker maybe make out with him.
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
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