Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
wow... just woke up to find out that the OJ we used in my bong last night was poured back into the carton
She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
I got to masturbate in Rome in a gorgeous hotel room. Don't try and tell me I need a boyfriend
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
What's the world record for number of orgasms reached on ones birthday? Asking for a friend.
All I wanted was to die alone with my dogs....how did I end up here
I don't know if I should laugh or punch you
Clearly you need to take sleeping pills and put your phone in the toilet
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
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