Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
I think I just used lyrics from the Sister Sister theme song to let a guy down easy...
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
I been sleeping but occasionally wake up feeling like tiny elves are in my throat ripping my esophagus to shreds with their bare hands.
Somehow, you made that sound extremely magical and not at all painful.
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
I lowered my expectations when he started off saying "ah missionary, my specialty"
My mom is selling her car. I'm secretly relieved I won't ever have to tell her about that time you puked in it
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
Even if they did assume we were doing kinky shit, it's not like they're gonna be like, "HALT SATAN! INTAKE SOME JESUS AND VOMIT YOUR SINS!"
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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