How the fuck did you go into work today? You are a better man than I. I couldn't even show up to being unemployed on time.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
he was chasing shots of soco with fistfuls of my birthday cake
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
throwing up in the shower isnt as glamorous as i expected
since when the fuck is that glamorous?
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
I've never seen anyone as high as you were.. you collapsed onto the kitchen floor hugging a tub of ice cream. You named it phil.
Just trying to show you I care.
Isn't it supposed to be "what would you like for dinner?" instead of "how do you take your blow?"
Hey, you're the one who asked me to mc to move in.
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