I have a new suitor he got my # last nite... I was to tipsy to function! What was I thinking!! It's like u when u first met me
Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
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Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
But seriously, I love having sex with you and simultaneously know I never wanna date you.
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
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