Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
you shoved the noah's ark of animal crakers in your mouth saturday.
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
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He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
Purse pizza: the pizza you buy before the club, and you eat on the train home. I thought you knew me by now!
I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
I pretended to be blind and he pretended to be my assistant and long story short, we had to buy that bra and panty set, and now we're both banned from Victoria's Secret AND I have a cum stained demi cup.
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
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