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turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
"it's Wednesday" isn't a good enough excuse to take my debit card and use it for your own drunken needs. You owe me 250 bro
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Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
Put an egg in my coffee filter this morning. I think I am still drunk.
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Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
Then we woke up and they shouted "Emergency Vodka!!" and that's how we got redrunk.
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
This is a weird combination of planning and sexting but whatever
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
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