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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too
I drank it, and now my boss keeps hitting me in the face with beams of light.
Tripping at your desk probably isn't the best plan you've had.
Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
Can we talk about how she only slept with you because you remind her of a member of a K-pop group?
Just please don't close your legs while I'm down there again. I don't want my death to be labeled as "Head crushed while giving an individual cunnilingus".
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