Just had a drunken guest at my hotel threaten to "throw a fuckin fireball at my face"
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
I had to switch to male Siri because I could feel female Siri voice judging me for reading my sexts out loud. Also, the dude voice keeps me in the mood.
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
why the hell did we go to a rave last night?
we didn't?
definitely went to a bar with strobe lights
JENNIFER. You passed out in a toilet with a color changing light in it.
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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