Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
My cousin's dog just exhaled smoke. My job here is done.
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
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He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
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Best part about losing weight and not fitting into your pants any longer? They come off quick for chipotle emergencies.
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
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