why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
So we've decided on 'hamburger' as your code for tonight. If you add ketchup or fries, we know the threat level has escalated.
as if moving home wasnt embarassing enough, mom picked up my laundry while i was gone. guess who needs to find a new hiding spot for his cum towel..this guy.
I have more bruises, scratches, and overall soreness from my birthday weekend than my car accident.
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
I was masturbating in my bed this morning when my ipod alarm went off and it started playing "show me the meaning of being lonely"
I played "in the air tonight" on a drum set made of titties, and I'm not even exaggerating
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
At 3:00am my whole house started smelling like cooking meat. I have no idea why she thought it was a good idea to crock-pot a WHOLE turkey that early in the morning.
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
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