do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
the guy i hooked up with is asleep on our couch. please dont fuck him.
we lost you for like an hour and then found you at some dive bar trying to teach dance lessons
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
Like at first he was barely doing anything. So I was like harder and then holy shit he's like going all HULK SMASH on my vagina. I mean it felt fucking awesome. BUT STILL
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