Have u ever been so drunk that pissing urself felt like a better idea than walking to the bathroom? I entered those waters last night
He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
I just wish my penis was a person so I could give him a high five.
Rule 1: If any of us dies on a trip, the other two have to 'Weekend at Bernies' the shit outta that corpse...
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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