another moral hangover. fuck.
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
She turned over and said "You smell like my dad, i just can't do this"
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
I woke up after 12 hours of being wildly intoxicated, got jizz on my face, and woke up in a different bed than I passed out in. My makeup is still perfect. I'm writing Revlon a thank you note.
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
I know I've wanted to fuck him for the past month, but when you're that hungover, the only chemistry you have is with a pillow and a gallon of water.
I found my grandmother's vibrator, how was your day?
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
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