Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
You sprayed lemon pledge on your crotch because it was "dusty"
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
I woke up with a crunchy, pink Pepto streak through my hair, no recollection of the last 6 hours of my night and the feeling that all the hotel's staff knew me on a first name basis.
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
Randomize
