We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
So somehow I got from NYC to a suburban town in the middle of Jersey. At 4am. Thank god there are trains that can rectify my mistakes...
Bubblewrap condoms. We can steal Ziplock's new slogan. Protection you can hear.
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
Shame is for Republicans.
Randomize
