i already hear my dad disowning me
It's like God shit irony all over that family
One of the cleaning ladies on my floor just screamed from the bathroom
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
Times like this, when you talk openly about Tinkerbell being your spirit animal, are times when I'm allowed to question your sexuality.
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
well, I was going to forgive her anyway but not because shes my best friend and moreso because shes my drug dealer
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
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