forget your mom, you can see her anytime. A one night stand only happens ONE night.
so I'm in athletic shorts, a suit jacket and I'm still drunk at 6:30am at the last leg of relay for life
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
I'm running late...how do you explain period shits to your boss?
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
She's better-looking with the mask on.
Randomize
