who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
having sex with him was like banging macgyver. he did the most amazing shit with the simplest things
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
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She said I walked up to the McDonalds counter and ordered just a cup full of pickles then proceeded to offer some to everyone in the place.
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
Oh I woke up in my neighbors garage using one of their sleeping bags, as my neighbor was doing laundry in there.
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
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Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
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