Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
Dude I just masturbated laying underneath my Christmas tree. Apparently all I want for Christmas is to get laid.
i just ran into our bio chem professor at the bar. apparently, he doesn't follow the "no slapping your students' asses" rule.
i just opened a seperate checking account to keep track of how much i make and spend on our keggers
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
shattered his nose in 8 pieces. Blaming it on the dog. I feel more guilty about ruining the dog's good name than I do about ruining his nose.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
Did we have sex last night?
No. You laid in my bed and I brought you taco bell.
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
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