Where is the hickey?
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
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hey you knew what you were in for when i showed up with 2 fifths of Jim. plus i left money to pay for a new sink
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
Hot Damn Cinnamon Schnapps make me feel like the sun is punching me in the face and a bear is sleeping inside me.
Just had to kick my 26 yr old boyfriend out of my bed before getting the kids up for school. Have I mentioned being 41 doesn't suck as much as all the hype.
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Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
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