HIV tests are more positive than that guy
but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
so...the lady doing my pedi totally noticed the human bite marks on my calf. Who says marriage ends your sex life? Love u!
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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