Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like having to pee in a condom for my cousin so that he can pass a drug test.
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
A world without bacon flavored condoms is not one I want to live in.
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
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