I can't believe the cop was so cool about the whole thing, I mean, I had man mayo all over my jeans.
Why is my head in the toilet this morning but there is vomit behind the toilet
two more shots til everyone in this club gets to see my cesarean scars.
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
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With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
I think being a buddhist has made me a better drunk
My parole officer gave me condoms and a Starbucks gift card ... happy holidays.
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
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How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
Nobody cheats on THIS.
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