I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
Woke up on the floor with my glow stick in one hand & dollar bills in the other. Good. Morning.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
He used my blackberry to make a voice recording of me orgasming, then set it as my ringtone while I was sleeping. I discovered this during a staff meeting this morning.
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
I just spent 10 min explaining to my mom how orange is a strange color. I think she knows
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
I've found my soulmate with the cardboard Dos Equis man.
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
You just kept telling everyone to call you MFT.. Mother Fucking Tornado.
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