i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
On the bright side I got 500 American Express points paying for the abortion
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
Just told my mom sparks is a health drink. Officially getting hammered on the way to the beach.
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He wouldn't let me leave his house until he made me orgasm once for every year I've been alive. The birthday sex song did not prepare me for this.
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
I woke up with your vibrator in my face
MY GOD WHY DIDN'T I TAKE PHOTOS OF HIS CREDIT CARDS WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
Randomize