first missing my period. then crying at the clinic... but why?
we had sex 3 months ago. you missed your period 2 weeks ago. but nice try.
Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
We shared that special kind of eye contact that can only be experienced when you know one party is saying "Oh god, I fucked him in the back seat when you were in the front, didn't I."
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there was a party in your bed and you weren't invited... change your sheets
My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
I'm sitting by myself in my bra eating a waffle and drinking pineapple rum. gamedaaaayyyyyyy
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
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The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
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