? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
Woke up the next morning in an 8 year old's bedroom. Saw my bra swinging from the spiderman ceiling fan and decided it would be best to dip out w/o it.
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
Only you can make me eat tacos in your car, while naked, on a dead end road in a ditch on a Thursday night.
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
I let a drunk straight girl spank me with a metal paddle at the bar tonight. Remind me to never do that again.
Today has been hell. Also I saw a dead man's penis. It's safe to say I will be getting very drunk tonight.
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