he also called and said i only cheated on you 8 times but they were all trannies
and someone in the background yelling "one was fat so that counts as one and a half"
this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
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