Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
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I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
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Hey, scratch that. I've shit 8 times today. I don't have the energy to get laid so I cancelled my date.
I swear to go if the response she sends me something along the lines of who the fuck is Mark Hamill I might need to brake up with her.
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
I haven't been single on my birthday for 7 years. If you don't get me laid tonight, your best friend/wing woman status will be revoked.
is it fun? or sober?
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
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