Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
96 perecent sure i just took a shower with socks
Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
That's the saddest description of touching yourself I've heard since someone said "I was just lazily rubbing my clitoris while eating Cheetos alone"
This is a mass text. First one to reply gets head.
Before anyone claims this, this chick is in my boyfriend's phone as "Worst BJ EVER!"
Does that mean you're calling dibs or can I?
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
Yeah but then I feel like it's worth it like bro you just stabbed me the least you can do is get me a fuckin otter pop.
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
Randomize
