I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
so last night my mother drunkenly told me that maybe the reason why I want to be a vet was because I was conceived doggy style.
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
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You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
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You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
Naked chocolate chip pancake making. I just spilled mix all over the place. My boobs are covered in flour. This is not going well.
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
The creeper at the bar just realized we have the same birthday and bought me four beers already. He walked off so I took his change and dashed, i'm bringing the case over now.
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
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