is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
Just found out that I was singing john legend songs as I threw up last night. Quality.
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
last night i found out that my 11 year old cousin used me as an example of what not to do in her D.A.R.E. speech. awesome.
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
I think I'll bring the beer we scavenged from that other party. What goes around comes around, especially when it's Corona because that shit is not staying in my fridge
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
I took a yellow and pink pill, all of a sudden my sex drive is back, and for some reason all I wanna do is fuck Amish dudes
Good God, I miss doing unknown drugs with you.
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
Who looks around on a bright, sunny day and says, "you know what? Today I'm going to write gay dinosaur erotica"
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
im in DESPERATE NEED OF A COMPANION RIGHT NOW I’M MOTHER FUCKING TRIPPING SOLID GOLD BALLS
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