listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
This body was not built to go to the gym. It was built to chain smoke cigarettes and shoot whiskey
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
He wouldn't let me leave his house until he made me orgasm once for every year I've been alive. The birthday sex song did not prepare me for this.
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
Had a rough day but my boyfriend made that all better by going down on me while letting me watch Top Gear... I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
If I could eat my chicken parm naked, it would be the closest I could ever be to God.
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