I think taking a nice shit is a lot more satisfying than an orgasm. This is probably why I'm single.
my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
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We were hooking up and you crawled into bed with us, because you had lost your phone and didn't "want to be alone at a time like this."
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
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There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
The woman that sang I Touch Myself died today. There's only one appropriate way to honor her memory.
I'm on the job.
he stole a smokey from the street meat vendor and put it in his pocket when she wasn't looking and now we're drinking avocado margaritas
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
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