You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
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riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
Whoever put the picture of my dad in the condom box is an asshole
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I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
I can still taste the Jäger. I'm gonna shoot myself.
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
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