The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
if only i could text you this smell
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
the arrest was probably divine intervention, cause i think we were heading to an ill-advised threesome.
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She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
So that groomsmen was naked under his kilt. Also I just had sex in the elevator. And yes, those two updates are definitely related.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
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I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
I'm scrolling through our convo thread and all we talk about is pizza, alcohol & dick with the occasional "I miss you" thrown in.
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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