People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
You gave the cab driver your pants as collateral while you ran in the house for money.
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
It's official drugs can't kill me
Dear Penis Owner...our records show that you are overdue for servicing...please contact our friendly associates to schedule a thoroughly satisfying experience today...operators are standing by...
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
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