He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
He lit his shirt on fire at the bar by putting a lit cigarette in the pocket to "save for later."
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
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you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
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I am the kind of drunk to where i can still drive a golf cart
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
The Universe is CLEARLY playing a bad joke on your sex life
I just ran your car into a ups truck....but on a up note I have a handle of fireball and breakfast burritos
Because you failed to stop the wedding, now I have to be a homewrecker. My eternal damnation is on your head I hope you're proud.
I told the cops they couldn't arrest me until they found my shoe. Now I have the grant county cops looking for my heels by the rail road tracks.
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