That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
Are you missing anything? I found a wedding ring in my bed this morning.....
Moved my bed either I'm a whore or every guy I have ever slept with hid condom wrappers under my bed
Tonight was like the Noah's Ark of alcohol. I had to have two of everything.
I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
There is a 5-year old here fighting 'drunk monkeys'. He tried to knock a drink out of my hand with a plastic light saber...
He just sent me a picture of himself naked while cooking pancakes and he made the caption "bitchin' in the kitchen"
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
You don't make any sense
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