Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
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I'm at breakfast at my kid's school and I have noted at least 3 other parents with last night's red wine mouth and bleary eyes. I don't know why I always get so paranoid.
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
Just came during my obgyn appt. I need to get laid.
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
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A homeless man just offered me vodka. The power it took to deny it deserves an award.
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
If I die, sorry about rent.
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
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