Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
Sorry I couldn't answer your call, I'm expecting a call from Chris Hansen.
I'm guessing you didn't end up going to the bar last night.
Nope. Ended up at what I believe was a slumber party down the street.
I've replaced the bottom of the food pyramid with alcohol.
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
The struggles of a small town man whore
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
I walked in describing her boobs thinking I was talking to you only to hear dad say 'I remember when your moms were like that'. ALWAYS tell me when they get home early. Always
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
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