in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
Today we memorialize my orgasms. Taken from me over six months ago, gone too soon. Here's to hoping we'll see one again
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
So, 'head before the store' turned into a fuck fest, & that's how I ended up at the grocery store smelling like a cum farm on Black Friday. How's your weekend?
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