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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
Your roommates boyfriend just approached me while I was working to tell me about the staph infection he got on his face. Where do you find these people?
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
FYI, announcing your arrival at jail with "Hi,yes, I'm checking in? I believe I've reserved a bed, a 2 night stay this weekend?" is, in fact, frowned upon
I'm in a dress, surrounded by Republicans, and the bartender just told me he's "out of Jack Daniels" in a very accusatory tone. Shit, is it only 8 PM?
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
I don't even care that it's before church. I feel like God actually wants me to have this shower beer.
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
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