Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
either way he was missing a nipple.
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
I met a guy last night who bought me a book on Amazon at the bar and then we had sex. Boners for books is a thing. Boom.
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