toast her oven
toast her strudel
inspect her gadget
I really wish I could go back in time to change the course of events that led to me sitting on the internet at 3 Googling 'Traumatic masturbation' while talking to you about failed dates, and running a virtual restaurant in a video game.
Just cropdusted the office
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
On the back of that comment, I've formed a theory that as a result of my brainwashing your drunk self actually believes that beards are your calling.
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
i rearranged my furniture so i could masturbate in the sun. how's that for spring cleaning?
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
I gave her the last ten dollars to my name and bitch comes back with a six pack of bud light and a pack of sour patch kids
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