PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
Literally too hungover to pull out of the driveway. Tried 3 times and failed. I'm going back to bed.
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
Yeah but who says we can't be shitfaced and tan at the same time?
WHERE THE FUCK AM I? AND WHO PUT DUCK TAPE ON MY NIPPLES! MY NIPPLES!!!!!!
Wait til you see what we did to Dave. Hairy bastard will never be the same
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